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► What makes massage work
► Types of massage and how they help you
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M MVhat does massage really do for you anyway? Sure, it feels incredible to WW Receive one, and it looks nice to watch beautiful people massaging each other on how-to videos, but what’s going on beneath the surface? Is it worth it to actually fork over your hard-earned cash to have someone rub your skin for an hour? Should you spend your precious time and energy learning how to give a good massage yourself? Is massage really effective, or is it just an unnecessary, flashy indulgence, like fish eggs on toast?
Well, being a massage junkie myself, I find it difficult to imagine why anybody would Not Want to get a massage, anytime, anyplace, for any reason at all or no reason at all. For me, massage has just always seemed like such an obviously good thing to do, starting way back in 11th grade when Grace came over to visit at my parent’s house one afternoon, and nobody else was home. Being a typical seventeen-year-old, I was hoping that we were soon going to engage in some good old-fashioned hanky-panky, and when Grace told me to loosen my belt and lie down on the carpet, I began singing Handel’s Messiah Silently to myself.
Grace touched me then, on the small of my back, and I’ll never forget the sensation. "This is a massage technique that somebody taught me," she said. "How does it feel?"
"Ah, it feels, um, kind of, uh, unbelievable!" I said, and unbelievable was exactly the right word. Grace was doing something clearly non-sexual, and I could not believe that anything non-sexual could feel so good. I could not
Believe that there was a way to be so intimate with somebody and yet not get in trouble with her father, if he were to find out about it. In short, I could not believe that something that was neither illegal, immoral, nor fattening could be so sumptuously pleasurable.
I asked Grace to keep doing what she was doing, and as she did so, I began devising, right there with my face buried in my parent’s green shag carpeting, a future lifestyle that would include the absolutely highest number of massages possible.

This early experience pointed out a fundamental truth about massage therapy, but one that is often missed by those people who judge it before they even give it a try. That truth: There is a difference between sex and massage therapy. There, I said it, right here in Chapter 1, and I’m glad. Some people out there will forever be mixing the two up, which does a disservice to everybody else, especially those people who have shied away from massage over the years because of a perceived less-than-pristine image.
I discovered, in that youthful, eye-opening experience, that massage does indeed feel unbelievable, and that discovery was a great place to begin. Now, more than 20 years later, after studying massage and teaching massage and experiencing the myriad facets of massage both in the U. S. and in other countries, I’ve been introduced to other, deeper reasons for including it in my life, reasons with profound implications for improved health, well-being, and even longevity. These are the reasons I’d like to share with you in this chapter and throughout the book.
Basic Benefits of Massage
If I were to go into some of the stories about how massage has helped people change their lives, heal themselves, become rich and famous, and so on, you probably wouldn’t believe me right away, because, after all, we’re still in Chapter 1. So I’m going to start out slowly and offer you some of the simplest, everyday ways that massage can help you, some of which still may come as a surprise to you.
Here, then, not ranked in any particular order, are some basic benefits of massage that perhaps didn’t pop straight into your head the first time you thought about it. Massage…
J> Helps relieve muscular spasm and tension Raises immune efficiency
Improves circulation Promotes the healing of tissues Increases healthy functioning of the skin Engenders profound relaxation Offers emotional reassurance V Improves appearance
I’d like to take these points one at a time and let you get comfortable with them.
Helps relieve muscular spasm and tension
As you can see in Figure 1-1, there is a definite physical difference between muscles that are relaxed and happy and muscles that are tensed up due to stress, overuse, injury, and more.
But there’s more to it than that, believe it or not. Regardless of how wickedly clever my rope analogy is, the human body is much more complex. In fact, it’s so complex that nobody has completely figured it out yet, even though countless researchers have spent a lifetime trying to do so. A whole bunch of really interesting things about the body have been discovered, however, along with how it responds to various types of stimuli, including massage.
For example, one of the most direct effects of massage is to help loosen the tension we experience as knots, kinks, and spasms in our muscles. This is achieved in a number of ways:
The application of pressure creates awareness that there is indeed tension in a particular area, and the person receiving the massage can then begin to consciously release that tension.

V Through the application of friction to the area, a Thermodynamic Effect takes place, warming and softening the tight, hard tissue.

By stimulating Trigger points, The local nerves are soothed, allowing a release of contractions.
Raises immune efficiency
Did you know that there is a vast system of vessels running through your body, roughly parallel to your circulatory system, and that this system is filled with a fluid that is responsible for carrying away and eliminating many of the organisms, bacteria, viruses, and other microscopic bad guys that might otherwise attack you? Yes, it’s true. This is the Lymph system, Otherwise known as the Canadian Mounties of your body.
^tALfyj* Your lymph system has Nodes At various strategically located areas through-y^^^v out your body, and these nodes have the job of capturing the invaders and kN^r | processing them before eventual expulsion through your Excretory system. N^TJp? Now, you may be wondering, how the heck does this lymph fluid get pumped through your body anyway? Funny you should ask. I’ve devised a test to discern your knowledge on that very subject.
Holy anatomy quiz, Batman!
That’s right, but it’s just a one-question quiz, so don’t let your anxiety levels rise too high over it. Here we go:
Question: How does the body pump the critically important lymph fluid through its lymph vessels, keeping your inner ocean clean and healthy?

A. The heart pumps the lymph, just like it pumps the blood.
B. The centrifugal force from riding various carnival rides is the best way to get the lymph fluid moving.
C. Fear caused by sudden, unexpected physical proximity to vampires or werewolves causes the lymph vessels to contract, circulating the fluid.
D. Movement, muscular contraction, and massage therapy are the ways lymph fluid is most effectively moved through the body because the lymph system has no pump of its own, such as the heart.
Right! The answer is d. By helping your body circulate this lymph fluid, massage aids in the elimination of noxious invaders (toxins) From your body.
Our neglected muscles
Even though you have over 600 muscles that take up approximately 60 percent of your body weight, they sometimes get neglected, especially when it comes to your average physician.
For example, many times after serious trauma, such as a car accident, physicians perform appropriate procedures to save the life of the injured person and to repair any gross damage. Then physical therapists take over to help restore as much use and feeling to the affected areas as possible. What happens, though, when that person returns to his physician or physical therapist six months later complaining of
Chronic pain? If no further operations are warranted, and continued physical therapy doesn’t seem to help, there are only two choices as far as most physicians are concerned:
Prescribe drugs
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Thafs right, the only two choices are to either mask the pain or learn to live with it. In the massage model, though, something restorative can be done with that 60 percent of your body known as Soft tissue to Bring about relief.
There are other factors at play, too, in massage’s effectiveness as an immune booster. As reported in LIFE Magazine (August 97), studies in orphanages have shown that infants and children deprived of touch experience stunted growth, both emotionally and physically. Further study showed that touch promotes the release of human growth hormone (HGH), which is essential to our development. If a child is not touched sufficiently, his or her development will be stunted, and susceptibility to disease will be increased, with potentially catastrophic results. Many of the untouched children in orphanages have died for lack of simple contact.
Improves circulation
This is the reason that the cigar-smoking octogenarians who frequented old-fashioned health spas used to give for receiving massage: "It’s good for the circulation!" they’d say. And they were right.
Students in massage school are taught to always massage in the direction of circulation, toward the heart, whenever they’re applying enough pressure to move the blood underneath the skin. The reason for this is that your veins have little one-way valves in them that keep blood from going back in the wrong direction. So obviously it’s not a good idea to push the blood back against these valves, potentially harming them. In fact, when these valves don’t work properly on their own, the blood seeps backward
And pools up, causing the appearance of varicose veins, which are a Contraindication For massage, but I’m skipping ahead to Chapter 10 already. Sorry about that.
You have the idea: Some massage movements physically push the blood around in its vessels and can therefore, when done properly, push it in the right direction, improving circulation.
Massage also draws more blood to the surface of the body and into areas of relatively poorer circulation, thus bringing with it much-needed oxygen and other nutrients for the tissues.
Promotes the heating of tissues
This benefit is primarily a result of the previous two. By helping to bring nutrient-rich blood into areas that are recovering from any type of problem, and by helping to cleanse these same areas of toxins (by stimulating the lymph system), massage promotes quicker healing.
Also, certain types of massage stretch and soften tissues in traumatized areas, helping them regain natural elasticity and strength faster.
But beware: You definitely don’t want to rush straight in and massage your cousin John’s swollen knee after his recent surgery unless you’ve been trained in bona-fide massage classes and know what you’re doing.
Increases healthy functioning of the skin
The skin is wheremassage has its most pronounced effects. In fact, I’ve devoted the whole of Chapter 3 to it. So let me just say here that massage includes several actions that leave the skin silky, vibrant, and fully functioning in both directions. By that I mean it promotes the shedding of dead cells while also encouraging the absorption of moisture, nutrients, vitamins, and other vital elements, especially when the massage is given with the aid of creams, oils, and lotions created for just that purpose.
In this sense, massage helps the skin "breathe." Just as our lungs breathe both in and out, inhaling and exhaling, healthy skin must breathe in both directions, too, and massage can help with that.
Offers emotional reassurance
In a famous experiment conducted by some truly sadistic researchers, some unfortunate little monkeys were brought up in cages with surrogate mothers. Each monkey had two mothers in the cage with him. One was a rag doll and the other was a hard wire shell. The uncomfortable wire mother had a nipple with real milk coming out, but the rag doll mother had no nipples and no milk. The researchers shocked the monkeys, then they sat back with smug-researcher-expressions on their faces to see what would happen. In every case, when they were desperate for comfort and safety, the monkeys scampered straight over to rag-doll-mommy, regardless of the fact that she had never provided any other kind of food or sustenance beyond the fact of being soft and cuddly.
This brings us to an important realization as far as humans are concerned, too: Almost every person alive, when shocked, would rather squeeze a rag doll than a hard wire shell with a nipple attached. This bit of information, I’ve found, makes a fascinating ice-breaker at cocktail parties.
Extrapolating from this data, the researchers were able to conclude, with a good degree of confidence, that tactile sensations are the most important factors involved with emotional comforting.
Massage, by offering a sustained, intentional, caring form of tactile stimulation, is one of the best ways to impart emotional reassurance, and emotional reassurance just may be the number one need of humans in the twenty-first century. We modern urban dwellers are all a bunch of shocked monkeys searching for Mom, basically. And massage is the ultimate rag doll.
Engenders profound relaxation
Dr. Robert Benson of Harvard wrote in The Relaxation Response That by repeating certain breathing and concentration exercises, people could greatly reduce their levels of stress. Massage, by its very nature, induces a similar response. It’s a mini-vacation that you can take right there inside your own body. No need to buy expensive plane tickets or submit yourself to the hassles of taxi rides and hotel rooms. Just close your eyes and let someone else send you to your own virtual Tahiti.
If you receive a massage and don’t relax, it’s the same thing as going to Tahiti and not enjoying the scenery, the warmth, the water, or the colorful little umbrellas in the cocktails. In other words, it’s up to you. Nobody can force you to relax while receiving a massage, just as no one can force you to enjoy the South Pacific, but you’d have to be kind of crazy not to.
Improves appearance
The combination of all the preceding benefits leaves just about anybody who receives them looking better than they did before they started, and in that way, massage can improve the appearance of even the most stubbornly unattractive person. You know the type: the man with the big crease down the middle of his forehead, or the woman with her mouth pulled taut like she just chewed an entire lemon. Most of what we deem unattractive is simply poor attitude, and the people with the strangest looking faces and bodies can still be very attractive, especially if they are…

Tension-free ^ Healthy
Flushed with the rosy glow of good circulation

Quickly recovering from any painful conditions
Covered with silky "breathing" skin i> Confident and emotionally assured W Profoundly relaxed
Who can resist a person like this?
The Massage Menu
There are literally hundreds of types of massage practiced around the world, many of them with wonderfully evocative names like Tui-na And Lomi lomi. This is not the section in which I’m going to explain each of those massage Modalities To you, however (a fairly extensive explanation of several major styles is the focus of one section in Chapter 5). Instead, what I’m doing here is explaining the generic types of massage, broken down into categories based on the observable effects they can have in your own life.
Think of this section like the menu in a restaurant. Each category (breakfast, lunch, dinner) consists of distinctly different dishes, and yet the foods used to prepare the dishes can be the same. So the same eggs used to make your omelet at breakfast can be used in your egg salad at lunch or your dessert after dinner. It’s the same with the following categories of massage. Any particular massage technique can be used to create various effects.
When you head into Chez Massage, you can order a-la-carte or request a prearranged sampling of offerings, like on a prix-fixe menu. The following do not present a completely exhaustive list, but they cover all the main entrees and several side dishes as well:
Relaxation massage
This category may be the most familiar to those of you who have not delved into the world of massage before. It’s the type of massage you see on TV. For example, in one of the older James Bond movies, Sean Connery poses as a massage therapist in a European spa and rubs some information out of one his enemies (a beautiful Russian enemy, of course). The impromptu maneuvers he made up at that point consisted of simple, straightforward rubbing and sliding. A trained massage therapist delivers quite a bit more effectiveness than Sean did, but in essence, the purpose of the relaxation massage is, duh, to relax. This is particularly helpful in these instances:
1)^ For stress relief, when the daily grind is just too much and the simple act of lying down and having someone pay solicitous attention to you for an hour is enough to make a big difference. For pampering, which is fine, as long as you don’t feel guilty about it.

Sports massage
Just ask the world-class athletes who travel with their own personal massage therapists. They’ll tell you what a difference a massage can make. Many Olympians and high-level players in all sports are true believers, but they are not the only ones who use massage as part of their training. Even amateur athletes and weekend warriors incorporate it whenever they can, specifically, pre-event, post-event, and for ongoing training.
Rehabilitative massage
This type of massage helps the body repair itself. Many people have found that it was the key factor in helping them heal quickly and get back to normal activity levels as soon as possible after injuries and after surgery.
Doctors are people, too
You may notice that on several occasions in this book, I allude to physicians as people who are not quite up to speed with reality when it comes to the very provable value of massage therapy. In fact, I’ve already said something to that effect in this chapter.
So I just want to make something clear before you get the wrong idea: i think doctors are great. I respect and admire doctors and consider several to be friends. Sure, there are some jerk doctors just like there are jerk massage therapists, but all-in-all, physicians are some of the most responsible, educated, humane, helpful humans on the planet, doing all kinds of good work.
When you hear me say anything less than complimentary about physicians or Allopathic medicine, It’s not the people themselves I’m referring to so much as the system we’ve created in which they work. Unfortunately, our present situation does not allow for doctors to spend the time with each individual patient that they’d probably like to. At the same time, many of them are realizing the value of massage and have even begun including it in their practices. In fact, a September 1998 survey of medical schools published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) Revealed that 64 percent of medical schools offer courses in complementary medicine, including massage, which is the most popular alternative Modalitytauqht
Miriam Wetzel, Ph. D., director of curriculum development at Harvard Medical School, says that therapeutic massage is part of the school’s training. "I would like to see the medical community recognize that there is a difference between therapeutic massage and something that’s just relaxing," she says.
In France, where my co-author Michel Van Welden received his training, physicians look at massage in a wholly different light. "What we do is respected as part of the medical model all across Europe," says Michel. "Physicians there have no qualms about referring particular cases to massage therapists. In fact, the word we use in France for massage therapist is Kinesiother-apeut, Which really signifies a combination of massage therapist, physical therapist, and holistic practitioner who utilizes a number of healing tools, such as aromatherapy and herbology. There are 25,000 of them in France, which is an area the size of Texas. Most of them have their own clinics, and they are very highly regarded by physicians and patients alike."
Some of us in the alternative health world have given doctors a bum wrap for too long. I say let’s move forward toward an Integrative medicine That includes their expertise and ours together. This is already happening as witnessed by the quickly growing number of health clinics and hospitals with practitioners from many disciplines: M. D.s, acupuncturists, massage therapists, nutritionists, herbalists, and others.
Esthetic massage
We all want to look as good as we can, and massage can help. Through a combination of several of the benefits mentioned earlier in this chapter, massage softens your skin and gives you a healthy glow. It is also used to improve the
Appearance of certain skin irregularities such as cellulite, with varying degrees of efficacy. People include massage in their beauty regimen for its ability to promote a youthful appearance and as an auxiliary treatment to enhance the effects of other beautifying procedures, such as plastic surgery and facials.
Energy-balancing massage
If massage were a map of the world, energy-balancing would be China. Yes, that’s how big it is. Because energy is invisible, it’s easy to dismiss it as unimportant, as far as our bodies go. But for a moment, imagine your body without energy. That’s right: limp as a cooked noodle, flat as a pancake, blah as all get-out. Many of the massage styles I go over in Chapter 5 are based oh an understanding of the body’s energy systems, focusing on how to balance and enhance our inner invisible energy. These techniques can basically be categorized as either ancient systems, such as acupressure, or modern systems, such as cranio-sacral work.
Massage for increased awareness
Most of us inhabit our bodies without giving it much thought. We walk around in them and sit around in them and lie around in them, all on automatic pilot, relying upon the old patterns and habits we picked up in childhood. Sometimes, we’re negatively influenced by injuries and other traumas that turn these unconscious habits into potentially debilitating conditions. We feel "stuck" in certain postures and can’t get out. A massage can help you become aware of how you’re holding onto certain patterns of tension and thus let you break them, and it can help you gain self-confidence through releasing old, negative body images.
Spiritualty oriented massage
Depending on your frame of mind, any massage can be a spiritual experience, regardless of whether you receive it in an ancient Asian temple or the treatment room of your local health club. All you need are two people focused on awareness, breathing, releasing, and compassion. This spiritual aspect of massage can be used in the following ways:
Iv* For meditation, when the sensitive sharing that takes place between two people in a good massage leads you to quiet your mind and remember some of the more important things in life.
By ministers, nuns, and other clergy members who use this "laying on of hands" as a means to express compassion and in some cases to invoke healing.
By practitioners of Eastern traditions such as Taoism and Buddhism. Buddhist monks in Thailand, for example, often learn the art of massage and practice it in their temples.
Massage for emotional growth
Allowing yourself to be touched with caring, therapeutic intentions takes a high degree of maturity. Several types of massage have been developed to access inner psychological issues and bring them to light. This is especially true in specific cases of past emotional trauma involving abuse and negative body-image caused by being overweight or handicapped.
Massage for sensual pleasure
This type of massage can be performed by any two consenting adults who have a relationship of respect and trust between them. It’s especially useful for long-term couples seeking new and exciting activities to spice up their lives and for short-term couples looking for ways to slow themselves down and enjoy the moment rather than rush through to you-know-what.
Massage for non-humans
Believe it or not, there are special courses offered to teach people how to massage animals. As anyone who’s ever scratched behind the ear of an appreciative pet can tell you, they love it. Certain animals in particular have been the lucky recipients of massage:
Horses, especially race and show horses that are each worth more than the gross national product of the average third-world country
Dogs and cats and other "people with fur" that we live with on an intimate basis
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V Tier Four: This tier has the highest co-pay because it comprises very expensive or specialty drugs, such as anti-rejection drugs used after organ transplant surgery and drugs used to treat certain cancers. In most cases, plans charge coinsurance — a percentage of the total cost — for drugs in this tier. This percentage is usually 25 percent but can be 33 percent or higher.
True out-of-pocket costs Is an odd bit of jargon — which bureaucrats shorten to the acronym TrOOP — that relates to the coverage gap (also known as the doughnut hole). If you fall into the gap, you can only get out of it when you’ve spent a certain amount out of your own pocket for drugs since the beginning of the year. This TrOOP amount ($4,050 in 2008, $4,350 in 2009; it increases every year) includes
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Here’s another wrinkle regarding prescription drugs that baffles people. The law says Part D enrollees pay about 25 percent of the cost of their drugs during the initial coverage period. Yet I often hear from folks who say things like: "My plan charges me $28 for one of my drugs, but it only costs $35 full price at my local pharmacy — so I’m paying 80 percent, not 25." In response, Medicare officials say a Part D drug plan can vary its charges and benefits any way it wants, but its total package must be at least Actuarially equivalent To the standard benefit created by Congress.
The importance of the plan you choose
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About the only aspect that stays the same in every plan is catastrophic coverage. The federal government heavily subsidizes this level of coverage, and its low co-pays are fixed each year by law. Otherwise, you can find many variations from plan to plan. Plenty have tiered co-pays and charge a full deductible. Some have three or five tiers of charges rather than four, some don’t use tiers at all, and a few charge nothing for generic drugs. To make matters even more confusing, plans can be here one year and gone the next. In 2006, one plan charged a straight 30 percent of the cost of all of its covered drugs throughout the year with no doughnut hole — but this plan vanished in 2007. Expect to see other creative plan designs come and go in the future.
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Drug plans have only so much wiggle room to hit you with higher costs DurinG the year. But they do have the right to change everything from one year to the next. No, this privilege doesn’t necessarily mean raising all charges. But with the price of prescription drugs on the rise in general, Part D costs tend to creep up, not down.
Medicare typically changes these costs and benefits from year to year:
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